We’ve recently been having conversations about tinder experiences and why we’re even on it.
Forever boyfriend?
Hopeless romantic?
Hook ups?
Friendship?
Pure boredom?
All of the above?
✓✓✓
Many friends say that they’ve met their partner on these platforms, and my question is, who, how and where are they? Because that’s not what the majority are experiencing. So we' re sharing with you some fun, funny, scary, disappointing stories that we heard from our ladies that we think all can relate to.
Mama's Boy
Sent me a photo that his mom took where she said he’s so handsome in this photo.. Uhhh. At least his mom thinks so.
What's his mthfukin' name?
WHO ARE YOU?
Wants to hustle me
Adds me on WeChat then asks me if I want to make big bucks but I need to give him my ID number and access to my alipay. Wait what???
Clogged my toilet on the 1st sleepover
I live in a beautiful lane house but my plumping has some issues. He wakes me up post-coitus, and says my 🚽 might be clogged and 💩 is rising everywhere … The plumber couldn’t come until 2 days later, was just in bad taste (& smell). Needless to say, I never heard from him again.
Catfished
This riveting conversation
Moved to Wechat and happily never after
Did he see my moments and decided, nah?
Aggressive & Intrusive
Literally did not look at my phone for an hour and see there are 100 messages. Cool bruh, delete*
When you realize your friend is also talking to him 💔
When you realize you live in the same building
Met up, realized you don’t like him but when it’s time to go home, you realize you live in the same building… oops, let’s hangout again sometime? *Change WeChat & move out*
Married
According to a study, over 30% of Tinder users are married?
Was it all in my head?
When you thought things were going well & you two were hitting it off... but your friend still sees him on Tinder
Then when you’re about to give up … 😍
You think you met the one! Normal, not homeless, plays instrument, well travelled, well read, great d*ck! And then you hangout a few times and then he 👻’s you with no reason at all… We’ve all been there ladies, just remember don’t give up on love. JUST DO YOU and remember there are women out there swiping for dear life and having the most horrible experiences #JustLikeYou. You’ll always have The Oh Collective’s shoulder to cry or vibe on.
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